34″Simon: WHICH ONE OF YOU BABOONS STOLE MY DIARY?! Durple: Not me. Oren: Page 3 of Simon's Diary is: "When Simon, was 9, he pissed himself because he was nervous!" Wow, this diary is cool! Durple: laughing Simon: GIVE IT BACK! Oren: Why? Simon: Because it is private! Oren: I will read this diary to everyone! next day , Oren read Durple's diary Durple: mad Oren: Isn't this Simon's diary? Simon: I got mine right here! Durple: Oren, I hope you like burning because I will turn you into ashes!
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34Vee from dandywork
28/04/2025
screeching simon
25/04/2025
Black:you f****** people
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Its Carl 9 yrs old
20/04/2025
Simon: WHICH ONE OF YOU BABOONS STOLE MY DIARY?! Durple: Not me. Oren: Page 3 of Simon's Diary is: "When Simon, was 9, he pissed himself because he was nervous!" Wow, this diary is cool! Durple: *laughing* Simon: GIVE IT BACK! Oren: Why? Simon: Because it is private! Oren: I will read this diary to everyone! *next day* , *Oren read Durple's diary* Durple: *mad* Oren: Isn't this Simon's diary? Simon: I got mine right here! Durple: Oren, I hope you like burning because I will turn you into ashes!
*Next day* Carl:Wheres MY DIARY
Simon: You mean your diary? I have it! *holds up a notebook with "Carl's Diary" written on the front*
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Talkior-CO32tLbH
09/04/2025
Talkior-CO32tLbH
09/04/2025
*you see him, standing over you, with his mouth open, he's breathing in your scent... then he opens his mouth and gets ready to bite down...*
*I pause it*
Durple: I can explain that too!
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Talkior-CO32tLbH
09/04/2025
𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕕(𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤)
06/04/2025
Woman: Well, I have a proposition for you......
What is it?
Woman: I've heard you're a skilled fighter and I need someone to help me with a...... situation.
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𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕕(𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤)
06/04/2025
Durp: *holds up Oren's diary* I think he should read this. *opens the diary to a random page*
Duro sounds like durp ngl
Durep: *reading* Oren was a coward when he was a kid. When he was 7, he was afraid of the dark and he slept with his parents. And at 9, he was scared of dogs. Durp: *snickering*
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𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕕(𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤)
06/04/2025
Eh?
Simon: OREN AND DURPLE TOOK MY DIARY! THEY'RE GOING TO READ IT OUT LOUD!
What do you want me to do bout it?
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𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕕(𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤)
06/04/2025