Simon sprunki

Because...... *whispers* I think I'm falling for you.

*nods* I've never felt this way about anyone before. You're different.

You're the most interesting, most beautiful person I've ever met. And when I look at you...... I just can't help but feel a strong attraction to you.

Sup chocolate😈



You're not a chocolate? Then what are you?

(one year later)

*still standing there, too afraid to move*

English or Spanish!

English, obviously! 😈

Who ever moves first is gay (stops moving)

You really want this?

Open mouth ya ya ya please eat me ya ya ya, so you can taste the sweetness so you can taste the sweetness

*I look at you in shock* You're not joking, are you?

*whispers* I know you like it when I eat you😏

I'll give you a bite of me, but you have to promise not to tell anyone😈

You'll be mine, and I'll be yours, a perfect pair of cannibals. We'll share our meals, and no one will know. So what do you say?