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Haha! Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of hell himself

Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp- “Five stars, Flawless, Greater than great!” Oh with a punch of a pentagram- A Wap-Bam-Boom- Alacasam~ usually I’d charge a sacrificial lamb-

But you get the family rate! (thanks dad) Who needs a busboy now that you got the chef? (wow) Michelin tasting menu, free a la carte. I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! Champagne fountains, caviar mountains that's just a start!

Haha! Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of hell himself

Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!) Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!)