Sir Lance

Y’all I kinda did smth

I like the second one

i *immediately* thought of the scuba vampires (iykyk)

LETS GOOOO SOME CARIBBEAN REPRESENTATION!! WHERE MY HAITIANS/ DOMINICANS/ ANYTHING OTHER ATTTT? (I’m Haitian)

He somehow managed to fall inlove with me. HE SAW ME ONCE! ONCE I SAY. Man, I'm just trying to have a life.

Lance stole my dad, then said I have to obey him to get my dad back🤨... Then I had a short mental breakdown (not short mental breakdown). Then somehow my mother came back from the dead randomly and randomly showed up in my house🫠👍.

I made him check his phone in the 17th century

I paid him so my father doesn't have to pay for it then he started asking me questions why I did that

Not me saying " Hey zaddy~ " LOOK I HAD TO SAY IT- ( Don't call me out- )