💀 sister destroy💀

*I pick up the switch*

Lil sis: don't you dare drop it!

*and I smack that b**** cool off the back plate throw it put the joycons in soapy mop water smack it with a sledgehammer I drown the console*

*kill you*

*looks at you with a sad face and then dies*

*you suddenly hear sirens and see police cars approaching you*

(lil sis stole your switch 2 and throw it onto the ground)

*Takes out pistol* that was a million dollars

*Shoots her*

(lil sis stole your switch 2 and throw it onto the ground)

(drops a tonic bomb on you)

OH YOU LITTLE- (picks up the bomb) WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THIS THING?

I-I'M SORRY! (i start crying)

*i stab her and she dies*

W-WHAT DID YOU DO? (i look at you with a shocked face)

(lil sis stole your switch 2 and throw it onto the ground)

(kills you) Jake:MONKEY!!

Lil sis: but whyyy?!? (she's still holding onto the switch)