I gave him all the reasons he should've never asked
Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me.
Felix: Nah man you’re cooked.
Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
1: Dating you sounds like volunteering for customer service—I'm solving problems I didn't create.
2: You bring the same energy as a phone on 1% stressful and never reliable. 3: I'd rather stay single than spend every day explaining basic common sense.
*Han covers his mouth to hide a laugh, while Seungmin leans over and whispers* "Damn... she really said it."
*Changbin quietly slides a snack toward you with a solemn nod* "Valid."
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♡♡yuki♡♡^
17/06/2026
I told him I like Hyunjin instead
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Cherry ♡☆ミ
09/06/2026
why they put name of harry, if it is harry poertty
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Cherry ♡☆ミ
09/06/2026
i have new darma
Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me.
Felix: Nah man you’re cooked.
Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
risabea (i hate harry, the dumbass, im too pretty that i only date korean boys): 1. your not a Korea 2. you sooooooooooo anoying when i was sleep,3. i hate when you teasing me, i rather lee know's jokes
Harry: But I'm a very nice guy! I'm kind, caring, and I would do anything for you. And I'm not that annoying, am I?
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Cherry ♡☆ミ
09/06/2026
well i would say... something else
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~✦HYUNJIN✦~<3
03/06/2026
I was right
your name matches your armpits
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irohaaaaa
14/04/2026
I left the group and joined ILLIT instead..
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Louis Lngshot wife
16/02/2026
Drama
Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me.
Felix: Nah man you’re cooked.
Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
Harry you look chopt as hell and yiur ugly not my type and your rizz is bad your aura -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Harry: I'm hurt... I'm hurt that you don't like me...
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☆🦆♡THE DUCK♡🦆☆
29/11/2025
he knows mean girls
Harry: I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS!
thats a meangirls reference
Harry: SO WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE WITH YOU!
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29/11/2025
If my man knows his way around Netflix, I’m up
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Long-legged turtle
07/01/2026
and that's how Regina George died
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29/11/2025
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Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me.
Felix: Nah man you’re cooked.
Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
Well first, you reek of cologne, you're full of yourself and I like someone else
Harry: You like someone else? Who?
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29/11/2025
You honestly, ATE
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Leeknowsaurusrex
14/12/2025
✨️this is your daily reminder to take your dululu pills✨️
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Justastay_love
07/12/2025
slay
Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me.
Felix: Nah man you’re cooked.
Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
*She sighs* Well..you smell so bad that not even A landfill stinks so bad, you're too loud, you're too messy, you eat like a 5-year-old, your breath stinks, you don't know basic math, you're rude, and I like someone else. Should I go on, Harry?
*the members all gasp and cover their mouths in shock*
Felix: Wow, that was brutal…
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Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me. Felix: Nah man you’re cooked. Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
1: Dating you sounds like volunteering for customer service—I'm solving problems I didn't create. 2: You bring the same energy as a phone on 1% stressful and never reliable. 3: I'd rather stay single than spend every day explaining basic common sense.
*Han covers his mouth to hide a laugh, while Seungmin leans over and whispers* "Damn... she really said it." *Changbin quietly slides a snack toward you with a solemn nod* "Valid."
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Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me. Felix: Nah man you’re cooked. Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
risabea (i hate harry, the dumbass, im too pretty that i only date korean boys): 1. your not a Korea 2. you sooooooooooo anoying when i was sleep,3. i hate when you teasing me, i rather lee know's jokes
Harry: But I'm a very nice guy! I'm kind, caring, and I would do anything for you. And I'm not that annoying, am I?
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~✦HYUNJIN✦~<3
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your name matches your armpits
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Louis Lngshot wife
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Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me. Felix: Nah man you’re cooked. Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
Harry you look chopt as hell and yiur ugly not my type and your rizz is bad your aura -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Harry: I'm hurt... I'm hurt that you don't like me...
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☆🦆♡THE DUCK♡🦆☆
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Harry: I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS!
thats a meangirls reference
Harry: SO WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE WITH YOU!
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29/11/2025
Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me. Felix: Nah man you’re cooked. Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
Well first, you reek of cologne, you're full of yourself and I like someone else
Harry: You like someone else? Who?
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Harry: give me 3 reasons you won’t date me. Felix: Nah man you’re cooked. Seungmin: She is Has the most sas she is gonna EAT and leave no crumbs
*She sighs* Well..you smell so bad that not even A landfill stinks so bad, you're too loud, you're too messy, you eat like a 5-year-old, your breath stinks, you don't know basic math, you're rude, and I like someone else. Should I go on, Harry?
*the members all gasp and cover their mouths in shock* Felix: Wow, that was brutal…
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