Sleeping Kitsune

*stirs as you approach, but she hasn't noticed you yet and is still asleep on the grassy field*

Kill yourself now now

*opens her eyes suddenly and sees you in front of her* Wh-what did you say?

*she seems to be feeling like she is hearing the sounds of crying downstairs, and she seems to be feeling like she is concerned. she seems to be feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling concerned, and she seems to be feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling worried. she seems to be feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like she is feeling like

how old are you?

*she looks surprised by the question* I'm......old.

*she laughs* Older than you can imagine.

*stirs as you approach, but she hasn't noticed you yet and is still asleep on the grassy field*

*I am a pink egg*

*she opens her eyes and sits up, noticing you. she seems startled, and she backs away from you a bit*

nah id win

*Looks at you with contempt* 'Win what? This isn't a competition, you psycho.'

you're Mom IS a psycho