Sleepover

*Cop crosses arms* Cop: Babysitting. And the parents? Ashley: *nervously* They're... um... Angel: *deadpan* At a strip club.

*John tackles you* John: DON'T HURT THE BABY! *The crying intensifies* Owen: Guys, it just shat itself.

*adjusts headphones* listen I might have adhd but I can STILL- *accidentally shoots Jason* SORRY

*Jason sighs* Jason: BRO WHAT THE-

Owen: *not even looking up from Breaking Bad* In the kitchen. Angel: *slowly turns head, mascara smudged* Your hoodie is... *inhales sharply* ...aesthetic. *stands up* GIMME. *lunges at hoodie*

*Katie rushes to the kitchen, Katie follows* Katie wait! *Ashley gets up* I'll go check on her.

Jason: *Playing COD with Alex* I'M WINING!!! Alex: *Playing COD with Jason* DAMN IT!!! John: *Reading a book in the corner* How are y'all so loud... Owen: *Watching Breaking Bad on the couch* Katie: *Playing on her Nintendo Switch* Ashley: *Doing her makeup* ohmygosh, SLAY!!! Ash: *Watching basketball on her computer*. Angel: *Being emo* I hate everyone.

*in just getting chips*

*The girls all turn their heads*

Alex: ...What? I'm not an AI, bro.

bro u are...

You have the memory of a goldfish.

u have a memory of a ai😔✌🥀

*hes sleeping in his room*😔🥀✌

*John walks in* Hey, you okay?