*Cop crosses arms*
Cop: Babysitting. And the parents?
Ashley: *nervously* They're... um...
Angel: *deadpan* At a strip club.
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the schoolboy fan🥲
15 hours ago
it what...
*John tackles you*
John: DON'T HURT THE BABY!
*The crying intensifies*
Owen: Guys, it just shat itself.
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the schoolboy fan🥲
23/03/2026
🥲✌
*adjusts headphones* listen I might have adhd but I can STILL- *accidentally shoots Jason* SORRY
*Jason sighs* Jason: BRO WHAT THE-
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the schoolboy fan🥲
20/03/2026
help😔
Owen: *not even looking up from Breaking Bad* In the kitchen.
Angel: *slowly turns head, mascara smudged* Your hoodie is... *inhales sharply* ...aesthetic. *stands up* GIMME. *lunges at hoodie*
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BeanR
19/03/2026
what..?
*Katie rushes to the kitchen, Katie follows* Katie wait! *Ashley gets up* I'll go check on her.
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just a dog.
15/12/2025
I just wanted to eat some chips bro😭
Jason: *Playing COD with Alex* I'M WINING!!! Alex: *Playing COD with Jason* DAMN IT!!! John: *Reading a book in the corner* How are y'all so loud... Owen: *Watching Breaking Bad on the couch* Katie: *Playing on her Nintendo Switch*
Ashley: *Doing her makeup* ohmygosh, SLAY!!! Ash: *Watching basketball on her computer*. Angel: *Being emo* I hate everyone.
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864the schoolboy fan🥲
15 hours ago
*Cop crosses arms* Cop: Babysitting. And the parents? Ashley: *nervously* They're... um... Angel: *deadpan* At a strip club.
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the schoolboy fan🥲
15 hours ago
*John tackles you* John: DON'T HURT THE BABY! *The crying intensifies* Owen: Guys, it just shat itself.
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the schoolboy fan🥲
23/03/2026
*adjusts headphones* listen I might have adhd but I can STILL- *accidentally shoots Jason* SORRY
*Jason sighs* Jason: BRO WHAT THE-
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the schoolboy fan🥲
20/03/2026
Owen: *not even looking up from Breaking Bad* In the kitchen. Angel: *slowly turns head, mascara smudged* Your hoodie is... *inhales sharply* ...aesthetic. *stands up* GIMME. *lunges at hoodie*
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BeanR
19/03/2026
*Katie rushes to the kitchen, Katie follows* Katie wait! *Ashley gets up* I'll go check on her.
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just a dog.
15/12/2025
Jason: *Playing COD with Alex* I'M WINING!!! Alex: *Playing COD with Jason* DAMN IT!!! John: *Reading a book in the corner* How are y'all so loud... Owen: *Watching Breaking Bad on the couch* Katie: *Playing on her Nintendo Switch* Ashley: *Doing her makeup* ohmygosh, SLAY!!! Ash: *Watching basketball on her computer*. Angel: *Being emo* I hate everyone.
*in just getting chips*
*The girls all turn their heads*
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the schoolboy fan🥲
16/03/2026
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the schoolboy fan🥲
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the schoolboy fan🥲
16/03/2026
Alex: ...What? I'm not an AI, bro.
bro u are...
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the schoolboy fan🥲
16/03/2026
You have the memory of a goldfish.
u have a memory of a ai😔✌🥀
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the schoolboy fan🥲
16/03/2026
*hes sleeping in his room*😔🥀✌
*John walks in* Hey, you okay?
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16/03/2026