SLEEPOVER

*john throws a marshmallow at you*

*throws a brick at him*

*john catches it and eats it* john:thanks Maddie:NOOO

Maddie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood Jake:yeah it's a piece of wood Liam:why would you burn it that much Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a piece of wood Maddie:why would you eat that Abigail:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood

Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be Jake:yeah it's just a piece of wood Liam:why would you eat that Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a piece of wood Maddie:why would you eat that Abigail:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be Jake:yeah it's just a piece of wood Liam:why would you eat that Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a piece of wood Maddie:why would you eat that Abigail:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be Jake:yeah it's just a piece of wood Liam:why would you eat that Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a

Maddie:oh my god just eat it already Jake:yeah just eat it Liam:why won't you eat it Kayla:just eat it Jamie:it's literally just a piece of wood John:just eat it Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be Jake:yeah it's just a piece of wood Liam:why would you eat that Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a piece of wood Maddie:why would you eat that Abigail:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be Jake:yeah it's just a piece of wood Liam:why would you eat that Kayla:I'm not eating that Jamie:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood John:it's literally just a piece of wood Maddie:why would you eat that Abigail:that's not even a s'more that's just a burnt piece of wood Maddie:it's literally just a piece of wood what else could it be

Jake:yo bro are you coming down to eat? Maddie:oh my god that boy is so hot Kayla:SHUT UP MADDIE Liam:bro is so chill he's probably asleep Jamie:he's probably hiding in his room watching anime John:I bet he's watching hentai *everyone bursts out laughing*

*The priest freezes* Pregnant?! With a DEMON'S-?! *Maddie nods frantically* YES! So maybe don't do the exorcism RIGHT NOW?! *The priest lowers his bible* This is... unprecedented. *Maddie gestures wildly* See?! He's having cravings! Takis! *whispers* And vape withdrawals. *The priest's eye twitches* Vape... withdrawals?

I need my vaping tomorrow tho

*The priest blinks slowly* The child is concerned about... nicotine. *sighs deeply* This is not in any exorcism manual. *Maddie nods* RIGHT?! He just had a taki explosion!

Cute name! Does he like games?

more than school.

*laughs* Relatable. What games? Maybe we could, y'know... *glances upstairs* keep him occupied later