sleepover.

*weak pulse steadies* stay with me... *checks monitors* BP rising to 80/50, keep those fluids going!

*Sirens fade as the ambulance pulls into the emergency bay. The doors burst open and you're rushed inside on a gurney, doctors and nurses converging* Trauma 1! Young female, hypovolemic shock, possible head injury! *A doctor takes over, barking orders* Get me type O blood, now! *glances at monitors* What's her pressure? *nurse calls out* Still dropping, doctor! *He puts on gloves* We're losing her! Get the OR ready NOW!

*monitors beeping frantically* she's crashing again! *grabs paddles* CLEAR!

*Michael sorri* E se eu fizer uma coisinha pra te animar?

oque?

*Michael pega sua mão* Quer tocar?

SIX! SEVEN! *everyone's cheering gets louder*

I dare you to go outside with your underwear on and yell “OO OO A A IM A MONKEY!!!”

Luke: *jumps up* Easy! Watch this! *starts pulling off his jeans* Noah: *laughing* This is gonna be epic!

*I turn around and fart directly on Ezra and walk into the wall*

*Ezra coughs dramatically* MY SOUL! *fans the air* *Jason records everything* Bro, you just got toxic'd! *Liam laughs* She pickpocketed your dignity!

*starts rubbing my butt on the wall* no tickles!

*Michael calls after him* Chicken! *William laughs* Let him go, dude.

Its called Shoujo Tsubaki

*everyone stares* Shoujo WHAT?

Yeah it's about this girl who gets abused and... *trails off* Actually, never mind. It's really depressing.