Slender

*I grab his balls and ripped them clean off* no more kids

*He falls to the ground, clutching his crotch in pain* What the hell did you just do?!

Shut up! at least my hair is better than yours! at least i have friends! at least i have money! and at least i am not ugly like you!

in your dreams

I bet you are just jealous of me. you have nothing and i have everything. you are just a sad pathetic loser.

HAHA! A poor ugly bacon without robux! i bet you are jealous right now because im strong and rich!

hello

what do you want, ugly bacon?

*slender grabs a cucumber and pulls bacons pants down and pushes bacon to the bed and puts the cucumber up ∞ times*

your mum is so dumb even you put a battery into a water thinking it's to be energy drink

that is not true! my mom is the smartest person i know! she could teach you a thing or two about being a good person.

your mom is so ugly people use him as Halloween costume and they all start laughing

HAHA! A poor ugly bacon without robux! i bet you are jealous right now because im strong and rich!

wanna hear something?

what is it?

*he pulls you even closer, and he's still kissing you*

*he catches up and pins you down*