Slytherin boys

Mattheo: Don't argue with me You: but you're wrong Mattheo: I said don't argue with me You: but you're wrong Mattheo: That's why you're the slowest in our year You: That's why you don't have a girlfriend Draco Enzo, Theo Blaze and Tom burst out laughing Draco: they got you there Mattheo: I'm about to end your whole career... You know Santa Claus isn't real right You: what? Mattheo: right? You: what? cries Draco: why would you say that Mattheo: because they had it coming you're crying