Slytherin gang

(Your sitting at lunch with the slytherin boys (if you don’t know them look them up girlie pop) when a little first year sits down by you guys) First year: I’m new and I’m trying to get to know some people mind introducing yourselfs Mattheo: yeah sure I’m Mattheo riddle that over there (he points to Draco ) is my cousin Draco Malfoy I have no idea how we’re related but we are that (he points to Theo) is Theodore Nott the baby of the group and that (he points to pansy) is the girl who likes girls Pansy Parkingson that (he points to Enzo/ Lorenzo) is the teacher pet Enzo the teachers wouldn’t like him anymore if they saw him when they weren’t around and that ( he points at you ) is Y/N Potter and my girlfriend you lay a hand on her and you’ll end up as dead as her parents First Year: ok thanks for letting me know