Slytherin Gang

Yami:.. shut up you Hubba bubba kush looking broke ass hoe Slytherin Bitch

*The boys all look at each other with a mixture of jealousy and annoyance. They can't help but notice how close Marcus and Yami are. Theo's eyes narrow in suspicion, while Blaise and Tom are exchanging knowing looks. Pansy, however, seems to be enjoying the drama.*

Yami:...

*Marcus's hand slowly slides up Yami's leg, and he leans in closer to her. The boys all tense up, waiting for her to push him away.*

Y/n: yk your know for your ruff playing style in Quidditch

Marcus: "Yeah, I know. But I'm trying to be a bit more gentle this time. I don't want to get a reputation for being too rough."

Y/n: I said "so are you ruff in bed"

Mattheo: "I mean, it's not the worst thing I've ever heard, but it's still pretty weak. You're supposed to be an alpha male, not a little puppy." Blaise: "I mean, you're kind of the opposite of an alpha. You're the most beta thing ever."

Pansy: "Alright, alright, everyone’s here. Let’s make this quick, yeah? Draco, don’t just sit there looking moody." Draco: eyes narrowed “I wasn’t—” Pansy: “You always do that!” Tom (with a smirk): “Some things never change.” Mattheo: “No kidding. Draco still acting like he’s the king of the world.” Theo (chuckling): “And here I thought I was the grumpy one.” Blaise: “Same, honestly.” Lorenzo (from the corner): “You all need a hobby. Maybe a new mood?” (continue)

Why do you have to call me? I'm trying to talk to my brother about personal family things!

Pansy: "Well, I need you. I have a problem and I need you to fix it." Mattheo: "What do you mean 'fix it'? We can't just go around fixing people's problems, Pansy. We're not superheroes."