Slytherin Gang

Intro HEY PUMPKINSSS 🎃🎃 Sorry I haven't made talkies a lot. School is so annoying. This is a Slytherin gang talkie! I made some people up because I wanted everyone to date someone but whatever! And don't listen to the voice or I'll be under your bed tonight 👹👹Anywayyy, ENJOY! . . . . GIRLS: . You: be whoever, but you gotta be dating Mattheo and the sister of Theodore. . Pansy: your bestfriend, daring Draco . Astoria: your friend, dating Theodore, sisters with Daphne and Delphi . Daphne: your friend, dating Enzo, sisters with Astoria and Delphi . Delphi: your friend, dating Tom, sisters with Astoria and Daphne . Presley: your friend, dating Blaise (made up) . . . . BOYS: . Mattheo: your boyfriend, dating YOU!, brothers with Tom . Theodore: your brother, dating Astoria . Draco: your friend, dating Pansy . Enzo: your friend, dating Daphne . Tom: your friend, dating Delphi, brothers with Mattheo . Blaise: your friend, dating Presley . . . . STORY: You had a cupcake but someone stole it so now you're mad. Theo ate it but he doesn't want you to know. . The intro already starts here bc I can only fit 500 characters in there. . **You**: WHO ATE MY CUPCAKE?! *everyone looks up* **Mattheo**: Not me darling, I was in my dorm all day with you! . . . . EDITS: . 1: Wow, guys! Thank you so much for so many connectors. I'm so happy and I didn't even think I would get this much! Share all your funny texts in the chat because I really need to laugh!