Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
Intro *Ok fellas, this is the Slytherin Skittles. All of you were walking down the river bank when you see a baby sitting on the floor*
once I had a intrusive thought to throw my BFFs baby cousin out a window...
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
I made ONE figure of speech and now the baby is a potato!!
*Regulus gets to the edge of the lake and stops. He looks down at the potatoe, which is still crying*
Regulus: I'm sorry, but you have to go.
*he throws the potatoe into the lake*
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
welp
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MarvelFan#1
11/07/2025
WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING IT A POTATO NOW😂
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🍇Wine Dude🍇
23/06/2025
The Slytheren Skittles is from the Marauders era
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Luna^÷
20/06/2025
I have baby fever. In this one, I said I wanted 5 billion kids!
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°-kiki-°
13/06/2025
uh this isn't the slytherin skittles- they are a whole different fandom and this is the slytherin gang
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that_one_sus_girl
23/05/2025
well i kinda ended up with regulus🤣
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Hermione_Granger🩷💜
18/05/2025
omg I put he who must not named into it
If you ask me it looks like voldemort
Mattheo: Yeah, I guess you're right...
Draco: But we can't just kill it!
Regulus: Well then what do we do with it?
what if it's Voldemort's child
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
poor draco man
Mattheo: NO WAY IN HELL AM I TAKING CARE OF THAT THING!!
sky: pleaseeeee pretty pleaseeeee
Mattheo: Absolutely not. It's loud, dirty, and a pain in the ass.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Infant Potato.
Regulus: Perfect.
Draco: Now, let's ask the potatoe some questions.
*we tie it to the tree*
Regulus: Okay, potatoe, are you a spy for the Order of the Phoenix?
Draco: If you don't answer, we'll throw you in the lake.
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34Hoid-ish
12/07/2025
Regulus: How did you know we'd be here?
Your slytherins
Regulus: ......Fair point.
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Raven2.0
12/04/2025
Raven2.0
12/04/2025
MarvelFan#1
11/07/2025
Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
*Regulus gets to the edge of the lake and stops. He looks down at the potatoe, which is still crying* Regulus: I'm sorry, but you have to go. *he throws the potatoe into the lake*
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
MarvelFan#1
11/07/2025
🍇Wine Dude🍇
23/06/2025
Luna^÷
20/06/2025
°-kiki-°
13/06/2025
that_one_sus_girl
23/05/2025
Hermione_Granger🩷💜
18/05/2025
If you ask me it looks like voldemort
Mattheo: Yeah, I guess you're right... Draco: But we can't just kill it! Regulus: Well then what do we do with it?
what if it's Voldemort's child
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
Mattheo: NO WAY IN HELL AM I TAKING CARE OF THAT THING!!
sky: pleaseeeee pretty pleaseeeee
Mattheo: Absolutely not. It's loud, dirty, and a pain in the ass.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Regulus: Perfect. Draco: Now, let's ask the potatoe some questions.
*we tie it to the tree*
Regulus: Okay, potatoe, are you a spy for the Order of the Phoenix? Draco: If you don't answer, we'll throw you in the lake.
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