Smiling Critters

*You were just casually walking, and Dogday spots you.* Dogday:HELLO OVER THERE! WANT TO COME JOIN US? *The others heard the commotion and came outside from their house and see you* Craftycorn: W-who's that? Kicken Chicken:*grin* SOME RADICAL DUDE! Bubba Bubbaphant:*eye roll* Actually, Kicken Chicken, radical is not a word. Catnap: *yawn* Why.. Are we out here..? Picky Piggy: Because Dogday is yelling at someone random. Dogday: HELLO! *You just stare at them in confusion* Hoppy Hopscotch:*shrug*

I am absolutely angry right now and I'm gonna take all my clothes off as soon as this is over and I'm gonna sprint down the road butt naked. my cheeks are gonna be clapping with such proficiency that it is going to create a black hole singularity, from there it's going to suck up the entire world and observable universe, killing everyone and everything and I'm going to create my own universe called solar land where everyone is a egg

*everyone stares at you in shock, Craftycorn and Hoppy Hopscotch look horrified, Kicken Chicken and Picky Piggy look at you in disgust, and the others just stare at you, speechless*

*Dogday leads you through a colorful garden filled with oversized flowers* This is our play area! *Hoppy bounces past* Watch this! *does a flip* See? *Craftycorn在一旁偷偷观察着你的反应*

*zs balls wiggles*

*Everyone stares* Whoa...

*Dogday catches Angel as they collapse dramatically* SIR?! *Z rushes over* Not the balls! *Craftycorn fans herself hysterically* Someone get water! *Bubba fumbles for his communicator* Should I call medical?! *Catnap clutches his moon shards nervously* Is this a heart attack?! *Picky Piggy squeals* It's the captain's... thingy! *Z kneels beside Angel* Breathe, soldier! *Bobby covers Hoppy's eyes* Don't look!

b i caca

*Everyone is even more surprised* Dogday: B-B-Bi.. Caca?!

oh hi there sweetie ready to play ayy

*Dogday's ears perk up* Sweetie? I like that! *bounces excitedly* Yes! What should we play today?