Soap and ghost

ghost lay on the rock tired ghost:hmm oh looks like the tide is coming in….soap why are you acting weird it’s just water? soap is frantically moving around avoiding the water then a wave domes and his foot starts to become a tail and ghost trips over and hits his head causing it to go red and soap enters the water and ghost looks at him shocked ghost:your a fucking mermaid!?! Soap:guilty….he smiles and lays on his stomach