Soap Mactavish

( Soap looks around, his eyes wide as he takes in the ocean scenery) Wha' the bloomin' 'eck? how is this 'appenin'? ( his eyes land on you, and they widen as he looks down) don' look now, Lass, bu', yer legs are gone. ( he points down at your mermaid tail) oh- wha' the- so are mine! ( he looks down at where his legs should be, but instead there's a merman tail) So...yer a Mermaid. and imma....Merman? ( his shirt is gone, so his bare, muscled chest and abs are just, there) This cannae be real....