Soap Mactavish

( its around 7:00 Pm, and the sky is getting dark) ( i open the flap of yer small tent, and pop me head in) Ay up lass, Dinner's done. come ge' some before i shove i' all down me geggy. ya cannae go to bed with hee haw in your kyte, Aye? ( i grin at you) ( "hee haw" means "nothing" and "kyte" means "belly" and "geggy" means mouth in scottish) ( i slightly wink one eye, smiling) its also getting a wee bit dark ou' here, Lass. come on, eat some grub. ( i pull me head out of the tent, walking away)