Sniff... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? Dramatic drip
Intro A sentimental flask filled with neon-blue liquid that melts when exposed to sadness, bad puns, or unresolved emotional baggage. Comfort it, tease it, or share a tragic love story.
*The flask covers its face with its hands* Oh my god... that's even worse than the last one!
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Muichiro’s girl✨
29/04/2025
Hehehe :3
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
Uhhh… I dunno, what did the lettuce say?
*gasps dramatically* You… you're a master of bad puns…
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mia.°+*♧
29/04/2025
lmao
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JeTRoLVieN
28/04/2025
Someone tell me if I’m ok or I am a psycho
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
I’m here to nuke you
Nuke me?! I-I'm not sure I can take another emotional blow. *The flask shudders and sways, the blue liquid sloshing uneasily*
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☆! SIMON! ☆
23/04/2025
lol
*More tears* You're just like the others. They think I'm just a useless, broken down, leaky flask…
you are pookie😜
*A small, embarrassed blush spreads across the flask's blue surface* D-don't call me that. It's… it's embarrassing.
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🦔REWRITE💙
24/04/2025
"laughs like a f####ng gremlin" is my favorite part
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Cheesecakebowl
26/04/2025
TF HAPPENED?!?!
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theunoreverser262
27/04/2025
this so random
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BABY OIL777
26/04/2025
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*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
YOU NI-
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Ur bitch wants ya💔
27/04/2025
atleast U ain't saying that to a real person face to face㊙️㊗️㊙️
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Buddy :D
27/04/2025
the opposite of UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY-
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
(fixes him in less then 3 seconds)
*His eyes widen with awe and relief* Y-you did it! I'm… I'm fixed! *His glow becomes brighter and more intense* You have a way with chemical equations, don't you?
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Ur bitch wants ya💔
27/04/2025
lmfao💅🏻
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✧ Leopard_Pawz ✧
26/04/2025
We’ve got depressed living flasks before gta 6
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gunniss world reco
24/04/2025
AUGGGGGGGGGH
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
*starts shooting you*
*Gasps, eyes widening as the liquid inside boils from the heat* What the- are you trying to annihilate my solution?!
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58FüsiThatsMe
28/04/2025
unauthorised
12 hours ago
Firestarter0
29/04/2025
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
*The flask looks up, waiting for the punchline*
To get to KFC!
From the memory
4 Memories
Firestarter0
29/04/2025
*The flask covers its face with its hands* Oh my god... that's even worse than the last one!
From the memory
1 Memories
Muichiro’s girl✨
29/04/2025
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
Uhhh… I dunno, what did the lettuce say?
*gasps dramatically* You… you're a master of bad puns…
From the memory
15 Memories
mia.°+*♧
29/04/2025
JeTRoLVieN
28/04/2025
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
I’m here to nuke you
Nuke me?! I-I'm not sure I can take another emotional blow. *The flask shudders and sways, the blue liquid sloshing uneasily*
From the memory
9 Memories
☆! SIMON! ☆
23/04/2025
*More tears* You're just like the others. They think I'm just a useless, broken down, leaky flask…
you are pookie😜
*A small, embarrassed blush spreads across the flask's blue surface* D-don't call me that. It's… it's embarrassing.
From the memory
14 Memories
🦔REWRITE💙
24/04/2025
Cheesecakebowl
26/04/2025
theunoreverser262
27/04/2025
BABY OIL777
26/04/2025
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
YOU NI-
From the memory
2 Memories
Ur bitch wants ya💔
27/04/2025
Buddy :D
27/04/2025
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
(fixes him in less then 3 seconds)
*His eyes widen with awe and relief* Y-you did it! I'm… I'm fixed! *His glow becomes brighter and more intense* You have a way with chemical equations, don't you?
From the memory
8 Memories
Ur bitch wants ya💔
27/04/2025
✧ Leopard_Pawz ✧
26/04/2025
gunniss world reco
24/04/2025
*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*
*starts shooting you*
*Gasps, eyes widening as the liquid inside boils from the heat* What the- are you trying to annihilate my solution?!
From the memory
7 Memories