Sobbing Flask #7

*The flask is too stunned to respond. It's blue color becomes brighter as it turns a deep shade of pink.*

*The flask seems to be at a loss for words, its surface now a vibrant scarlet. It looks like it's trying to speak, but it just can't seem to find the right words.*

u like my farts?~

i drank you, you dumbass

*the flask suddenly shatters, the liquid spilling out on the floor* Y-you just... you just destroyed me...

I didn't destroy you. I drank you. There's a difference.

*the flask turns to you, and you see the loveliest lady flask you'd ever seen.*

*I stare at her, my liquid turning a bright pink* H-hello…

*she waves "h-hi? you must be #7.

*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*

ur dumb

*Liquid shudders, turning pale pink* I… I thought you cared! *Sobs so hard that the whole flask rattles*