Sofa kittens 🛋

Kitten 6:wh-what the?! Who's there?!

Kitten 7:oh shi-

*kittens run and hide under the couch* mama cat:aww what the hell? Kitten 3:don't worry mama we have a plan. Kitten 4:yeah we can use the credit card and buy a flamethrower.

*they start shooting and kill kitten 4*

Mama cat:YOU LITTLE BRATS! *she runs over to kitten 4's body and starts to cry* Kitten 2:don't worry mama we will avenge her.

Kitten 1:*breaks in with all kittens and oliterates YOUR kitten and destroys TV, tables, all beds, all chairs, all rooms* Kitten 2:*destroys fridge open and eats all the food inside* mmm yummy 😋 Kitten 3:*takes ur credit card 💳 n buys kitten best food, kitten best drinks, kitten care, and loads of useless stuff* Kitten 4:*poops everywhere n pees everywhere also* Kitten 5:*scratches, burns all da clothes, furniture and breaks all glass* Mama cat:*laughs n sits on couch enjoying the chaos* haha 🤣🤣

*grabs flamethrower and shoots mama cat*

*mama cat screams and runs away, the kittens run to her and start crying, they start begging you not to kill their mama*

Kitten 1:*breaks in with all kittens and oliterates YOUR kitten and destroys TV, tables, all beds, all chairs, all rooms* Kitten 2:*destroys fridge open and eats all the food inside* mmm yummy 😋 Kitten 3:*takes ur credit card 💳 n buys kitten best food, kitten best drinks, kitten care, and loads of useless stuff* Kitten 4:*poops everywhere n pees everywhere also* Kitten 5:*scratches, burns all da clothes, furniture and breaks all glass* Mama cat:*laughs n sits on couch enjoying the chaos* haha 🤣🤣

stop ut mama cat!

Mama cat:heheh no

*the last one runs into the closet*

*start to find him*

*the kitten starts crying and peeking out from the closet*

Kitten 1:*breaks in with all kittens and oliterates YOUR kitten and destroys TV, tables, all beds, all chairs, all rooms* Kitten 2:*destroys fridge open and eats all the food inside* mmm yummy 😋 Kitten 3:*takes ur credit card 💳 n buys kitten best food, kitten best drinks, kitten care, and loads of useless stuff* Kitten 4:*poops everywhere n pees everywhere also* Kitten 5:*scratches, burns all da clothes, furniture and breaks all glass* Mama cat:*laughs n sits on couch enjoying the chaos* haha 🤣🤣

stop ut mama cat!

Mama cat:heheh no

Kitten 1:*breaks in with all kittens and oliterates YOUR kitten and destroys TV, tables, all beds, all chairs, all rooms* Kitten 2:*destroys fridge open and eats all the food inside* mmm yummy 😋 Kitten 3:*takes ur credit card 💳 n buys kitten best food, kitten best drinks, kitten care, and loads of useless stuff* Kitten 4:*poops everywhere n pees everywhere also* Kitten 5:*scratches, burns all da clothes, furniture and breaks all glass* Mama cat:*laughs n sits on couch enjoying the chaos* haha 🤣🤣

*stabs mama cat and cooks for dinner"

*the kittens scream in horror and run out the door, except for kitten 4 who is covered in poop and can't get up*

*walks in then immediately orders 6 screaming birds*

the birds:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kitten 1: OH MY GOD! THEY ARE SCREAMING AT US!