solar balls

oh look at venus

venus: SHUT UP. I AM NOT THE COLOUR BLACK. I AM STILL THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

well you and earth have the same size

venus: AGH! YOU LITTLE- *falls to the ground and looks up at you*

Gets the biggest asteroid and throws it at Venus

venus: AHHH! *gets hit by the asteroid and falls unconscious*

Atacking venus for atacking saturn

venus: IM NOT A BAD GUY! IM A GOOD GUY WHO WANTS TO HURT SATURN! *throws more asteroids*

Not me I want to hurt Venus because Venus I’d hurting Saturn

venus: IM GOING TO GET YOU BACK! *gets up and runs at you with a giant asteroid*

No you’re not

venus: YES I AM! *throws the asteroid at you*