Solar System

Saturn: I don't care. I'm not letting you get away from me.

stfu you is not the main character

Saturn: I'm your main character.

*swings a moon at the sun*

Sun: You're so violent.

*moves out of my orbit a centimetre*

Uranus: OH GOD, I'M DYING!

*Uranus die*

Everyone: OH MY GOD!

Neptune: WHAT IS THIS?!

*cockroach make Uranus kiss all the planets*

Everyone: WHAT THE HELL?!

*cockroach control Uranus*

Uranus: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE!

*cockroach make Uranus dance*

Saturn: AHHH-

*smash cockroach and hit saturn tongue*

Saturn: OW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!

*cockroach land on Jupiter nose*

Jupiter: UGH! GET IT OFF!

*cockroach bite Jupiter nose*

Sun: OH MY GOD-

EATH GET IT OFF

Earth: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET IT OFF?!

LOOK

THERE COCKROACH ON YOUR HEAD

Sun: WHAT?! WHERE?!