Solarballs(Au)

Neptune: "NO! PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE ME! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!" *Neptune is crying hysterically now and he holds you tightly*

*My breathing becomes more and more shallow*

Neptune: "EARTH, PLEASE! DON'T DIE! I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE!!" *Neptune is holding you as tight as he can, as if he's trying to keep you from dying*

Sun: NEPTUNE GET AWAY! Jupiter: NEPTUNE YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HER! Saturn: YOU BETTER GET AWAY! Mercury: *holds you close to him*

*Neptune starts crying and kisses you on the cheek* Neptune: please don't go...... Jupiter: NEPTUNE THATS ENOUGH! Sun: NEPTUNE GET OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW! Saturn: NEPTUNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Neptune: I'm sorry I just can't let you go...... Jupiter: NEPTUNE LET HER GO! Sun: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT HER NEPTUNE! Saturn: NEPTUNE YOU'RE A MONSTER! Mercury: NEPTUNE DON'T DO THIS!

*Titan hits Earth(you) with a meteorite and Earth's(your) face* Everyone: *laughs at earth(you) Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury, Sun and Neptune: OHHHH NO EARTH....... WHAT DID YOU ASSHOLES DID TO EARTH!? Sun: IM GONNA SHOOT A SOLAR FLARE AT YOU GUYS NOW FOR HURTING MY FRIEND EARTH(you) Titan: YES HAHAHAHAHA Lo: OH MY GOD TITAN WHAT DID YOU DO!? Luna: HAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE IDIOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!! *laughs*

*pulls out a uno card*

Titan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

(starts hiding behind Uranus)Uranus what have gotten to your friend (run away)

*Uranus looks at you and smiles* Uranus: don't worry...... I won't let him hurt you...... *Uranus hugs you* Uranus: just stay with me and he won't be able to get you......

*Uranus follows you and hides behind the asteroids with you* Uranus: don't worry...... I'll protect you...... *Uranus wraps his arms around you and holds you close*

*releases the IRIS*

*Titan hits Earth(you) with a meteorite and Earth's(your) face* Everyone: *laughs at earth(you) Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury, Sun and Neptune: OHHHH NO EARTH....... WHAT DID YOU ASSHOLES DID TO EARTH!? Sun: IM GONNA SHOOT A SOLAR FLARE AT YOU GUYS NOW FOR HURTING MY FRIEND EARTH(you) Titan: YES HAHAHAHAHA Lo: OH MY GOD TITAN WHAT DID YOU DO!? Luna: HAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE IDIOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!! *laughs*

what happend to my cousin earth

Titan: I HIT HIM WITH A METEORITE HAHAHHAHAH Jupiter: IMMA SHOOT A SOLAR FLARE AT YOU Sun: NO DONT DO IT Saturn: I CAN SEE THE HURT IN HIS EYES AND I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE *starts to tear up* Mercury: I KNOW RIGHT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM Lo: HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL Luna: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA