

Sun: flares Mercury SORRY MY BAD Mercury: … Venus: ha! You look smoking hot Pipsqueak! Earth: hey Mars, wanna play cards? Mars: sure! Ceres: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHEHEHEH Mars: AHHHH Earth: Mars? Mars: runs away Jupiter: and that is why we stay away from the asteroid belt, kids. Ganymede, Europa and Callisto: we are NOT kids. Io: egg. That guy is an egg. Callisto: “that guy”? You mean Haumea? Io: yezzzz Saturn: I swear on my life i will never destroy my moons again… Uranus: hey mates, wanna see Neptune’s new asteroid fri-… OH. Neptune: where is Guillermo? Triton: with Planet X. Neptune: oooOOoOooOhHhHhh Plant W! Triton: what the heck? Pluto: :( Sedna: so, are you gonna help us defeat the rogue planets or what? Eris: I’ll think about it… Makemake: erm actshually 🤓👆 we will help dem Eris: … Haumea: spins fast to become more egg shaped Orcus: yes Quaoar: yes Gonggong: yes Luna: just chilling with Proto and Theia, watching Earth play cards with himself as Mars runs away from Ceres






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