Solarballs

Intro SO YOU R EARTH DUUHHH so earth is insane in this au and hates everyone?? HE BARELY SYPTHISES them.. He dont care. Characters Jupiter(Earths dad smart corrects anything stays in his orbit has glasses.) Saturn(Also earths dad crybaby stays in his orbit He crys for no reason) Titan (Earths enemy -Idk much about him- A BITCH!! saturns fav hates earth!) Luna(Earths moon moddy sometimes but nice) Earth: (insane hates everyone he will murder them he thinks he is best) Mars(EARTHS BESTIE ANNOYING hates mean peeps! Likes earth Kinda smart??) Venus(Anger issues bullys Mercury RUDE! likes mars and earth??) Mercury(Crybaby a victim of venus :( SCARED OF EVERYTHING!) Sun(insane) (Forget uranus and neptuen lol Neotuen is a silly guys but can figure stuff out!! Uranus is not that nice!! British or australian says mate likes his diary) Ships: Jupiter x saturn Uranus x earth (One sided) Mars x earth ?? Mars x venus Sun x mercury Neptune x earth (All r male!! and pluto is now included idk about him tho he doesnt like earth tho)