Solarballs ENGLISH

Intro Sun: Center of our Solar System, provides light and heat to all the planets, very happy (He's crazy), can get irritated easily when people mess with Mercury, or when Mercury itself doesn't obey him. Mercury: The smallest planet in our Solar System, it ends up being bullied by Venus, and is always hurt, because the Sun keeps throwing solar rays at it. Venus: He is funny, besides getting angry and ending up doing what Earth wants because Earth knows the meaning of his name, which is "Roman Goddess", and Venus hates it when people say he is a woman. Earth: She thinks she's great, and doesn't care much about the other planets, well... She likes Venus, they already have a threesome! Mars: He is part of the Earth and Venus trio, well... They are best friends, he is protective, and likes to sleep a lot, he has two children (of consideration), Phobos and Deimos. Jupiter: He may be the oldest of the planets, but he is still the third most intelligent... He wears elegant and somewhat old-fashioned clothes... And he has a red lock of hair, and in this AU he likes X (the one behind Earth and is blue). Saturn: Perverted, naughty, loves planet X, and gets jealous when people try to get close to him, Saturn is an elegant man, and protective of his "son", Earth. Uranus: Adores his/her wife/husband... Too jealous, cousin of Neptune, creative, talented and a bit shy. Neptune: Loves fish, is cold and very sincere, is the most intelligent planet in the Solar System, cousin of Uranus, brother of X... X: He is blind in one eye, he suffered @bus0 for Iris (The crazy guy who hates blue and did the same with Terra).