Solarballs my au

Venus: I’m bored…. Earth: I don’t give a fu- Sun: NO CUSS WORDS! Earth: I mean I don’t give a dang… anyway… Saturn: TITANNNNNN!! Venus: Ayo why are your rings so big? They look like they could just drop! Saturn: don’t be so ridiculous! These rings symbolize beauty and perfection and grace! Venus: fashion nerd.. Jupiter: reading a book Neptune: why does everyone call me Neptune? Just call me by my nickname which is nepp! Uranus: writing in his diary Mercury: I’m tired of these Sun puns.. Sun: why?? Because you are BLINDED BY THEM? laughs Mercury: that was not funny… earth: hey Luna why do you always stay near me? Luna: you know why it’s because I have to control your waves and light up the night sky on your surface! Earth: oh yeah! Mercury: why don’t people just call me by my nickname! It’s curry! Don’t call me Mercury! Jupiter: ok dwarf planet reject..