Solarballs Pt. 153

Venus: Would you buy a room or are you just wasting my time? Earth: Listen, listen. I'm sorry about my family dawg. That's my friend and that's his husband and their kid. Ah- how about a clean room? Venus: Let me check if I have a clean room, oh look I don't. You want the roach room or murder room? Mars: What happened in the murder room exactly? Venus: A couple days ago, some b!tch ate some kids crayons, threw her out the balcony, cut her legs off. Roach room or murder room? *He rolls his eyes*

*Earth* Listen fool if you can't get us a clean room we're not staying here *Venus* you're not going to find any better rooms than the clown motel pal. *Earth* What the fuck kind of motel is this. *Venus* What do you mean what kind of fucking motel is this look around you it's the best on the block it's a clown motel it's the crown motel there's a bunch of crowns! I thought I was working at the crown motel but a bunch of clowns just walked in!! *Earth* What the fuck did you call me!?

Venus: You heard me, your a clown! *The other planets are laughing* Sun: Venus don't make Earth mad. *Earth gets all up in Venus' face* Earth: What did you say? Venus: You heard me clown boy. *Earth grabs him by his collar*