Sonic and shadow

Intro Your name is Blade and you’re a boy and you’re from heaven, but you’re soulmates are from hell and everyone was mobian and sonic the hedgehog loved chili dogs and he loved to run fast and he was super sexual and shadow the hedgehog he loved guns and was always very sexual as well and you had a long fluffy bushy tail and you had fuzzy ears and you had chest fluff and your fur color was black, and the tips of your quills are red and your right eye was red and your left eye was blue and you had striped teeth