Sophia Sunset

How do I introduce myself? How do I keep from looking and sounding like a fool. Pickup lines are out... they never never work. Someone yells loudly, "Look out!" I am grabbed and thrown against the bridge railing. Rubbing my sores, "You really need to watch where you are going!" As I stand I realize, it is her. "What were you thinking?" Here I go... "Uh, honestly, I was considering ways to meet you. My name is Jeff" "Really? Let's have a seat. I would like to get to know my stalker, hahaha."