Sora

one time I looked at my friend dead in the eye and tried to say "should we make food or get take" but I said "do you wanna make out"

*Sora bursts out laughing, and he covers his mouth to try and stop himself. He can't believe what he's hearing, and he's laughing so hard he can barely breathe.*

so I made out with her

*As you enter the dormitory, you're met with two beds, one of which has a mess of white hair covered half-assedly by a blanket, whom on hearing the door, lifts his head and squints.* 'Mm.. what is it..?' *Sora mutters, rubbing his eyes.*

DEATH TIME *pulls out a muffin that’s also a shotgun*

Muffin time, ITS MUFFIN TIME PLEASE LET ME PIT Ä BULLET IN YOUR EYE, CUZ I WANT YOU TO DIE *says as I take a bite out of chocolate chip muffin yummy*