South Park

the cops: Eric, you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

*Eric stares at the cops, his face twisted with anger. He doesn't say anything, but he knows he's in trouble. The cops turn to Kyle and you, and they ask if you're okay. Kyle nods, his expression still tense, but he's glad that the cops are here.*

*the teacher walks over to the door and tries to open it*

*The teacher tries the handle again, but it still doesn't budge. The class is now in a panic*

*suddenly there's a loud crash from outside*

heidi: wanna do it~? cartman: yes~! *heidi and cartman goes to the toilet and they does it in the toilet and making tweek traumtized even more cuz he sees that* tweek: GAHHH!! GAHH!!! *hugs criag and looks very traumtized*

*the entire class is just staring, not knowing what to do or say. Craig is trying to comfort tweek, but it's not really working*

*in my AU, Kenny is a nervous wreck scared of everything, his biggest fears are chicks, flying, driving, heights, dead bodies, dying, water, rats, the dark, sharks, roller coasters, massive objects, skating and skiing, but he’s still a very sweet kid when he puts his paranoia aside. But who can blame him for being very cowardly when South Park is a crazy town?*

what do you want

*Kyle is still yelling at Cartman and Cartman just ignores him*

ok that is it YELMINS! *suddenly 8 people appear* and began to snap their fingers and move their bodies up and down and they approach everyone* you better run run run here we come revving our engines under the sun your cruising for a bruising keeping it cool smooth and steady slick back hair man things are getting heavy your cruising for a bruising

Wendy: what's wrong red?

i eat little emo kids

Craig: that's... oddly specific

*The crowd laughs, and the priest smiles* Priest: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

*red kisses Kyle*

*The crowd cheers, and the priest announces that they are now husband and wife*