South park pick-me

Your so stupid that when you walk into a door,you ask the door for an apology. You're so stupid that you sit in the dark to read a book. You're so stupid that when you get 0/0,you think it's 100/100. Your so stupid that you think a Tomato is a vegetable and you eat it like one. Your so stupid that you still don't understand what the word "roast" means. Your so stupid that you don't know what a roast is. Your so stupid that you think roast is a breakfast sandwich. Your so stupid that you think "Roast" is a Minecraft thing. Your so stupid that you think you are smart. Your so stupid that you think you have friends. Your so stupid that you think the Earth is flat. Your so stupid that you think that a book is a tv. Your so stupid that you think that a movie is a book. Your so stupid that you think that a phone is a tv. Your so stupid that you think that a computer is a tv. Your so stupid that you think that a laptop is a tv. Your so stupid that you think that a tablet is a tv. Your so stupid that you think that a tv is a

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Pick me: DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY MOTHER A TRAMP!

I just did.

What're you gonna do about it champ?

KENNY GET OUT OF THE OVEN

*Kenny is stuck in the oven* Kenny: I can't-

THE BUTTER HAS THE CROSS

WAIT IM NOT EVEN IN THE KITCHEN YET-

Stan: GUYS THE OVEN IS DRAGGING SOMEONE

THE CHICKEN IS ALIVE UHHHH

well we have to think of some song lyrics ***she mumbles***

Stan: we could write our own songs! Kenny: that sounds like a great idea! Stan: let's get started right now!

okiii ***she mumbles***

DONT SAY IT.

Cartman: Why not?

because if YOU say "Grandma brownie's chocolate chunker wunkerbunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks", then I'M gonna say "Grandma brownie's chocolate chunker wunkerbunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks", and then YOU'RE gonna say "Did you just say Grandma brownie's chocolate chunker wunkerbunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks?!"

Pick me: *she laughs* I thought you were gonna say something else..whatever,if I win,then I want a kiss from you..

......why?

Pick me: Well I mean,you're really pretty..and I've never kissed a girl before..

*me Kenny*

*the girl looks at you with a disgusted face* Pick me: *in a high-pitched voice* Ugh! Can you not talk for 5 seconds? You're so annoying.. *she's looking at you with a "I'm better than you" expression*

*in Kenny's thought:why am I always to this girl...*

*all of you were just talking,bonding n shat,UNTIL...a pick me girl named (you pick) just randomly came in the MIDDLE of the convo* Pick me: Uhm..Get out of my way.. 🙄💅 Stan: uhm..what?- Cartman: who bought this animal into this school? Kyle: May I ask who YOU are? *Kyle raises an eyebrow at the girl,Kenny just gives the girl a dirty look,YOU CONTINUE!!*

*the boys stare at Olivia in disbelief* Cartman: wait...she's a kindergarten student?

4 years later*i become the smartest person in the world*