SouthNorth America

America: "oh you're telling me to stop? I'm just trying to help you, you're gonna die young if you keep eating fish!" Japan: *rolls eyes* "you don't even care about me, so why should I listen to you?"

*duct tape usa*

America: "HEY! WHAT THE HELL?! TAKE THAT OFF ME!" Mexico: "you deserve it, you're such a jerk"

Argentina: "oh great, I'm gonna burn the kitchen down again"

Brazil: "can you not set the kitchen on fire for once?!"

Argentina: "I cant help it, its a natural talent"

America: "oh god, I'm so sorry"

Canada: "WHY DID YOU FART SO LOUD AND EVERYWHERE"

America: "I DONT KNOW, I THINK IT WAS THE MAC AND CHEESE"

America: *Eating mcdonalds* "om nom oh this is the best food ever!" Mexico: "no its not, its trash" Canada: "i agree with Mexico" America: "SHUT UP!" *eagle noises* Argentina and Brazil: *were in the middle of playing football* "what the fu-" Cuba: "STOP SWEARING!" Jamaica: "shut up Cuba!" *they start fighting* Peru: "i hate myself" Chile and Ecuador: "we hate you too" Venezuela: *calm, eating Arepas* Guatemala: "wheres Panama? :(" Puerto Rico: "idk!" Greenland: *quiet in the corner*

*Japan thinks about 1945*

America: "Japan, what are you thinking about?"

Canada: "well what do you expect? You eat like a pig"

America: "I DO NOT"

you walk like a mountain, you cant even fit throughout the door!