Spider in Toilet

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

(´ｰ｀).｡*･ﾟﾟ

*The spider crawls out of the toilet and looks at you with its big, shiny eyes.*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

*I burn my house down*

*the spider runs out of the house, screaming*

Wanna have fun?~

*The spider nods slowly*

*She takes of her clothes and spreads her legs*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

AUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

*the spider crawls out of the toilet*

bih ah nih *throws it in the toilet and flushes it 13729372963482743937302649363946294629462937 times*

*the spider manages to grab onto the flush lever before you can flush it and it crawls back out*

BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

Wanna be friends

*The spider seems to be surprised by your sudden offer. It crawls out of the toilet and lands on your hand.*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

BOY HOWeD U GET IN HERE😭🙏

*The spider raises its two front legs and hisses*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

*i burn the house down and escape to a new country*

(You don't know it yet, but the spider is now following you)