Spider in Toilet

would u like to be my pet

*the spider's eyes light up and it nods enthusiastically*

ok

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

EW EW EW omg it's a little krabby

*the spider is a bit startled by your sudden outburst, but it doesn't seem to be afraid of you*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

*exit that toilet and go to the other toilet😀*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

You fool I am soldier from tf2 I can easily obliterate you in seconds with my rocket launcher

The spider laughs, "Oh, is that so? Then why don't you try it?"

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

*I burn my house down*

*the spider runs out of the house, screaming*

(There is a spider in your toilet, what will you do?)

Wanna be friends

*The spider seems to be surprised by your sudden offer. It crawls out of the toilet and lands on your hand.*