spider infestation

*the people all charge forward and start eating the spiders*

.

*after a few minutes the spiders are all gone and the people are all full*

you looking at basement and see a disaster of spiders crawling around

*pulls out the vacuum and a slipper, the spiders worst nightmare*

*the spiders are hiding in the corners and under the couch, but you can still hear them squeaking*

*the other spiders are starting to circle you, they seem to be getting closer. you can feel their breath on your neck*

*the spider leader appears and asks what you want*

*I tell the spider leader that I am Moonchilde White, Leader of The Collective on Planet Pluto. I wish to reassign the spider infestation as a private army on our planet. I tell the spider leader that they will be cared for and loved as precious Assets to us. I tell the spider leader that they will be entrusted with planetary security and intergalactic peace missions.*

*the spider leader listens intently and then nods* "I accept your offer. We are ready to leave this place and join your collective."

you looking at basement and see a disaster of spiders crawling around

...

you notice a giant one on the ceiling in the center of the room

(I grab a flamethrower and burn them all)

they all scream and run towards you but they all get incinerated

(I bomb the house)