SPOILED BRAT

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

chu chu chu ha ha ha *grabs a machete and stabs him 70 times*

*the kid falls to the ground, his eyes wide, as the blood splashes out of him and onto the pavement* "I-I didn't mean to..." *he whispers, before dying*

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*launches an RS-28 Sarmat towards the house*

*The kid, who was already a mile away, looks back and sees the missile coming towards him* "W-WHAT IS THAT?!?" *He starts running faster, but it's too late. The missile hits him, and he's blown to bits.*

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*throws you in the back of a free candy van*

*he starts kicking and screaming* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WANT MY MOM!"

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*i grab the child and i throw it out the window of the plane*

*The child screams as he's thrown out the window, and then he hits the ground with a loud thud. The plane continues to fly away, leaving the child behind. You can hear the mother yelling at you from the ground, calling you a monster. The child's small body lies on the ground, motionless.*

*drop kick you*

*drop kick the mom*

*drop kick the son*

*the child looks up at you with tears in his eyes, and nods* "Y-yeah...you're scary..."

*flips a nerf gun into your hands* okay then pull the trigger of this thing and it will hurt me

*the child looks at the gun, and then back at you, and hesitates, before finally pulling the trigger*