Sport Department

boss/leader: here at sport department we need names for some sports! boss looks at casual guy, he changes the tv to a pic of basketball what are you thinking for this? casual guy: i was thinking "basketball"! boss/leader: yeah, that works, there is a basket, and a ball, so that works! anyways boss turns to pervert guy and switches the tv to a pic of soapbox racing what are you thinking for this? pervert guy: ohhh pervert guy smirks those boxes are very cute... you could easily fuck in them! boss/leader: i'm sorry, what? pervert guy: you will get super soapy in those boxes while you're racing them! boss/leader: i'm just gonna write "soapbox racing" so you shut the heck up, anyways boss points to idiot guy and puts a picture of rugby on what are you thinking? idiot guy: i make names because i'm smart! i'm faster than a... a... a fast thing! idiot guy looks down rug! boss/leader: come on dude, i saw you look at the rug. idiot guy: uhhh no i wasn't finished idiot guy sees a bee flying around rugwasp! boss/leader: does the last part have to do with the wasp flying around? casual guy: actually i think that's a bee! idiot guy: completly unrelated to what she said, but i'd like to change my sport name to rugbee! boss/leader: dude... you just- whatever, i'll spell it "rugby" so it isn't called lazy! anyways boss changes the tv to a picture of american football and turns to you whatchu thinking for this? (you continue the convo from here)