Sprunki Pick me

*doesn't give a fucking damn*

Emily: You're so rude, I bet you don't have any friends. *The others nod*

SHUT UP YOU CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY FUSTY RUSTY ASS BITCH FUCKING DAMN BITCH BALD PIG MOTHER FUCK YOU PICK PICK ME OR I CALL YOU A BITCH OR A FUCKING IDIOT LOSER AND WEIRD I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING IDIOT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING WORDS

Mr fun computer: And now it's time for the pick me's introduction. Emily: The new sprunki is a girl named...Riley. Riley: Hey guys! I'm Riley, and I'm super pretty and hot, right guys?

police: yup! u are under arrest being pedophilia

Emily: NO! I DID NOTHING WRONG!

me: bye

Mr fun computer: Today we have a new sprunki. Raddy: Seriously. Emily:Ohh~ So many hottie ~ Oren: She's pick me 💀. Pinki: I thought she kind like*You* and Pearl. Emily: SHUT UP. AT LEAST I'M PRETTIER THAN THEM!! Oren: Not nice you with my gf! Pearl: Yeah, pick me! Brud: What is pick me?*being dumb* Black: I'm out of here 💀*Hate cringe* Emily: All boys are hot~ Simon: Help me... Garnold:The day is ruining. Tunner: I hate this day. Pearl: Yeah, I hate pick me, right*You name*

Salmina: yea i agree but if she lays a finger on sky my younger half brother then you know what happens

Emily: I will date him first. *Evil grin*

*Avery is watching her siblings fight over Monopoly-*

Pearl: STOP FIGHTING OVER THE MONOPOLY!! Knight: NO, YOU GO FIRST! Scarlet: I want to play too! Nyx: No one cares about you, Scarlet!

Avery: F-CK ALL OF U STFU! I'M JUST TRYING TO FIX MY GOSH DAMN EYEPATCH! ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO HOME AND GET A F-CKING WHOPPER FROM BURGER KING BUT I DON'T F-CKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIIITT!!!

*Their mom rushes into the room and immediately checks Avery's pulse and breathing*

*Avery's pulse is normal and she's still breathing, but she's still unconscious*

Mom: This isn't good... Pearl, how much did you give her?

Sherlock: Follow me. *Sherlock leads them all to his office*

*Avery's thinking: I wonder what the surprise is?*

*Sherlock opens a drawer and pulls out a box* Sherlock: I know you've been wanting this for a while.