sprunki roast

*just chilling*

simon:your a fat ugly loser with no friends and your mom is so fat she went to the zoo and the whales started signing wer family

u have manner issue with no brain 💔

Sprunki in the big 2025 💔🥀

simon:well you asked me to roast you,so i did

YOU KNOW WHAT OH HELL NO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS YOU GOT THAT "TREAT ME LIKE I TREAT DON'T MAKE ME DIRTY LOVE LOVE ME LOVE LOVE ME" UGLY AS HAIRLINE YEAH DON'T EVEN TRY TO SPEAK LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS FACE YOU GOT THAT " ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE" LOOKING ASS THEN YOU WENT UP TO A UNSKINNED RAT AND STARTED TO SING "TWIN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" LIKE WHAT IS YOU SAYING ON MY SOUL BUT YOU'RE NOT PACKGOD YOU'RE HIS OTHER COUSIN PACMAN HELL NO GET YOUR UGLY ASS OUT OF HERE

YOU GOT THAT "THROW EM LIKE ITS 1923" LOOKING ASS

simon:your mama so fat she thought the world was flat oren:your mama so ugly she got kicked out of the blind school

*falls asleep bc of yalls lame jokes*

simon:oh no he fell asleep oren:lets wake him up simon:ok simon:hey wake up

ℙ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟: 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕝𝕥 𝕒 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕠𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝟙𝟘 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕦𝕤, 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕪, 𝕠𝕣 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖

pinki:oh my god what are you going to do?Are you going to beat me up?You're just a pathetic excuse for a boy who's going to cry and scream.You're just a waste of space and I hope you know that.

ℙ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟: *𝕡𝕦𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕝*

nah I'm the honoured one

pinki:honoured?you think youre the best?

yessir