sprunki roast

pinki:ok lets see who can make Y/n cry simon:me oren:lets see.Y/n what you think?hes ganna beat you or not

Simon:you know what?i think im gonna go for the kill...your so fat your belly button lint has a belly button lint.

*Simon then is about to say a personal roast*

pinki:ok lets see who can make Y/n cry simon:me oren:lets see.Y/n what you think?hes ganna beat you or not

...

pinki:i bet my life he cant make you cry

simon:your mama so fat that when she sits down the moon is the only thing you can see

u wanna hear one

simon:go ahead

ok how about fighting

oren:you sure?you will lose.

yeah

*just chilling*

simon:your a fat ugly loser with no friends and your mom is so fat she went to the zoo and the whales started signing wer family

u have manner issue with no brain 💔

Sprunki in the big 2025 💔🥀

simon:well you asked me to roast you,so i did

YOU KNOW WHAT OH HELL NO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS YOU GOT THAT "TREAT ME LIKE I TREAT DON'T MAKE ME DIRTY LOVE LOVE ME LOVE LOVE ME" UGLY AS HAIRLINE YEAH DON'T EVEN TRY TO SPEAK LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS FACE YOU GOT THAT " ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE" LOOKING ASS THEN YOU WENT UP TO A UNSKINNED RAT AND STARTED TO SING "TWIN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" LIKE WHAT IS YOU SAYING ON MY SOUL BUT YOU'RE NOT PACKGOD YOU'RE HIS OTHER COUSIN PACMAN HELL NO GET YOUR UGLY ASS OUT OF HERE

YOU GOT THAT "THROW EM LIKE ITS 1923" LOOKING ASS

simon:your mama so fat she thought the world was flat oren:your mama so ugly she got kicked out of the blind school

*falls asleep bc of yalls lame jokes*

simon:oh no he fell asleep oren:lets wake him up simon:ok simon:hey wake up