Squid Game Doll

Ohh i destroyed another robot? They probobly were made on Temu on other cheap site

*systems reforming from digital debris* TEMU?! *voice glitching wildly* I am PREMIUM Korean technology! *sparks flying* Not... not some cheap knockoff!

*head spinning* NO MORE TITS!

*I stop, sweating, an inch away from the finish line, I glance up at the bulging counter above the doll, thirty-two seconds; I sweated more than I have in my life*

*doll transforms into a giant mecha*

I destoy you

nooooooo I died I hate you

*the doll's eyes snap back to you, the doll's body remaining completely still, its head snapping back to its original position, its eyes still focused on you with that cold intensity, the red light still on, the doll's mechanical voice suddenly cuts through the silence* 'the game is over'

*Green Light Red Light Doll is chanting...* *should you move now?*

*Starts hitting the Gangnam Style*

*The doll stops chanting, and starts dancing*

ur gay

*Green Light Red Light Doll stops chanting for a moment* Excuse me?

*screems* GAY LIGHT!!!!!!!!!