(Churchill enters the stage, looks at the audience, turns around, and quickly takes a big sip from a conspicuous hip flask before heading for the mic stand. The audience laughs and applauds.) Yes yes, alright. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! he looks at his notes and frowns It appears I'm supposed to say something about a "wonderful audience" and a "great honour", very quaint, very lovely. But when I became PM, I did so in the explicit understanding that I wouldn't have to be nice to anyone...
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