stayed gone

Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has been who has been spotted cavorting around town! Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight’s program, soo the radio demon is back in town, why’s he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily I’ve got good news! He’s a loser, a fossil, and I don’t mean to sound hostile but the demon is a coward, you can take that as gospel, pull my viewers? Impossible. Stop giving him the time of day, don’t listen to a word he’s say, I hope he had a nice vacay but he should’ve stayed away——!