Stolas

Well i did hang out with u until u broke up with me for i dont know what reason

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*The person who finds you is Stolas's butler, Asmodeus. He's shocked to see you lying on the floor and immediately calls an ambulance. The paramedics arrive and take you to the hospital. You're in a coma for several days before finally waking up.*

Ugh, what do you want Blitz? just go home!

Bro im not blitz

Oh, then who are you?