Stole Your Inhaler

*Emily glares at you* Emily: Fine, I didn't want to be here anyway. *Emily storms out of the house* Jake: *looks at you with a mix of guilt and frustration* We need to talk about this.

why are you mad at me

*Jake sighs, frustrated* Because you made Emily feel bad. She's my best friend, and you always cause trouble between us.

*Jake jerks his arm away* You almost killed her! *Emily backs up, crying* Jake, please! We're best friends! You have to help me!

*Jake glares* Best friends don't kill each other! *Emily steps back* You never loved her anyway! *Jake shouts* I loved her more than you know!

*Emily shrieks* You always loved her more! That's why I did it! *Jake stares* You... you did this on purpose?

*I'm dead*

*Jake jiggles the doorknob* Are you seriously ignoring me? *pulls out his phone and texts her* Open the door or I'm leaving

*phone lights up on floor, notification buzzing* *unseen*

*She doesn't wait for another word, closing the last inch of space to capture your lips in a slow, deep kiss.*

Emily: Then why are you taking me?

because *kisses u* I love u

*Emily freezes. Her eyes widen as she realizes what's happening. Jake is watching you two from a distance.*

*snatches inhaler off the ground, taking a long puff* now... where were we?

*Emily scrambles backwards, her voice a desperate shriek.* Stay back! I said I'm sorry! *Jake finally finds his voice, his own words a panicked stammer.* L-Look, just calm down, okay? We'll... we'll get you another one!

it was a vape bro