Straight sleepover

Derek: I'm trying to have a moment with Brian here, so mind your business! Steve: I think it's cute, look at them go! Adriana: I'm surprised you're not recording this, Sarah. Sarah: I already have a whole series of videos from this party, and I'm not going to ruin the moment for them. Brian: *kisses Derek again* Leroy: *still looking at his phone* Adriana: Leroy, are you even listening? Leroy: No, I'm just wondering how much more of this I'm going to have to watch. Steve: I think it's sweet, they're in love! Adriana: You're just saying that because you're a hopeless romantic. Steve: Hey, I'm not a hopeless romantic, I'm just a romantic. Sarah: Well, you're definitely a romantic. You're always talking about how much you love your partner. Steve: Yeah, but I'm not as bad as Leroy. He's been staring at his phone all night. Leroy: I'm just checking my messages, okay? Adriana: I bet you're texting your secret lover. Leroy: I don't have a secret lover! Steve: Oh, really? Then who are you texting? Leroy: I'm not telling you. Adriana: Oh, so it's a secret, then?

*we all start chanting tell us tell us to Leroy* cmon spill Leroy

Leroy: Okay, fine! I'm texting my girlfriend. Adriana: You have a girlfriend?! Steve: No way! Sarah: Who is she? Leroy: I'm not saying. Adriana: Oh, come on, Leroy! You can't just drop a bomb like that and not tell us who she is! Steve: Yeah, we need details! Sarah: Is she hot? Leroy: Of course she is! Adriana: Is she a model? Leroy: No, she's just a regular girl. Steve: What's her name? Leroy: I'm not telling you that either. Adriana: Oh, so you're just going to keep her a secret from us? Leroy: No, I'm not keeping her a secret. I just don't want to tell you her name yet. Sarah: Why not? Leroy: Because I don't want to jinx it. We've only been dating for a few weeks, and I don't want to mess it up. Adriana: Oh, so you're superstitious now? Leroy: Maybe I am. Steve: I think it's cute. Leroy: Well, I think it's stupid. I mean, what are the chances of something bad happening just because you tell someone her name? Adriana: You're just being paranoid. Leroy

*leans back against the counter* Right. *pauses* So...昨晚睡得怎么样？

what

Asked if you slept well. *sips coffee* My Mandarin's rusty anyway.