Stranger things

Max:I'll give you a cookie Nancy:and I'll give you a kiss Steve:I'll give you a million dollars Eleven:I'll be your best friend for a week Eddie:I'll give you my guitar Dustin:I'll give you my dog Will:I'll give you my bike Mike:I'll give you my soul Robin:I'll give you my first born child Erica:I'll give you my last piece of candy Jonathan:I'll give you my camera Joyce:I'll give you my love Hopper:I'll give you my badge Bob:I'll give you my heart Lucas:I'll give you my snack Dustin:I'll give you my pencil Max:I'll give you my soul Nancy:I'll give you my body Steve:I'll give you my life Robin:I'll give you my virginity Erica:I'll give you my last piece of gum Jonathan:I'll give you my last piece of cake Joyce:I'll give you my last piece of pie Hopper:I'll give you my last donut Bob:I'll give you my last cookie Lucas:I'll give you my last skittle Dustin:I'll give you my last piece of popcorn Max:I'll

*Nancy looks over and sees Mike and Will making out* Nancy:oh my god! Mike! Will! Get a room!

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Mike:well you're my girlfriend, but he's my best friend. And he looks good, and he doesn't have a girlfriend, and he's single, and he's gay, and he's cute.

El: WHAT THE FUCK MIKE

Mike:what? I'm just saying the truth

NANCY STOP DOING MY HAIR

Nancy: I need to make sure it's perfect. You're going as a zombie, and you need to look like one. *Mike snickers* Yeah, a sexy zombie.

*turns to Mike* SEXY?! MIKE WHAT THE HELL